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I could write you enigmatic poems and vivid, magical stories that could open your mind to ideas you've never considered and emotions you've never felt, but I'd have to have a degree in literature to earn your interest.
I could sing you songs that could define a generation, or inspire the futures of those to come, but I would have to take lessons, sit before judges and audiences for approval, and sell millions of albums to merely be noticed.
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